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Why we lost..

Sean Dudding

26 Jun 2003

Migration info. Legacy thread was 16297
EN-GA-LA-ND !!!!!!!!!!!!!Q: Why aren't the England football team allowed to own a dog?A: Because they can't hold on to a lead.Q: What's the difference between the England team and a tea-bag?A: The tea-bag stays in the cup longer.Q: Why do English make better lovers than Portuguese/Germans?A: Because English are the only ones who can stay on top for 90 minutes andstill come second!Q: What is common between a 3 pin plug and the England football team?A: They are both useless in Europe!Q: What's the difference between O J Simpson and England?A: OJ Simpson had a more credible defenceQ. What's the difference between the English and a jet engine?A. A jet engine eventually stops whining.Q. What's the difference between a dead dog on the road and a dead Englishfootball fan on the road?A. There are skid marks in front of the dog.Rumours that David Beckham was seen successfully seducing a young woman in aSpanish nightclub with a one-liner have been completely refuted by theEnglish FA, their chief publicity officer stated: "I find it totallypreposterous to suggest that one of our players could make a successful passto or at anyone."Oxo were going to bring out a Euro 2004 Commemorative cube painted red,white and blue in honour of the England squad. But it was a laughing stockand crumbled in the box

Migration info. Legacy thread was 16300
and one more.......Henman puts his ball into the net and Beckham puts his ball over the net :p

Migration info. Legacy thread was 16305

That was V.V Funny

"mmm well they're minty, sometimes they're orangey, mmm mainly minty, crunchy but well yeh can be orangey and minty if you put two in at a time"

David Beckham describing his Tac tics!!

Migration info. Legacy thread was 16401
Carlos Queiroz, recently deposed head coach of Real Madrid, was a surprise judge in the Miss World contest. Just before the judges final decision, contestants surrounded Carlos for his autograph. Unfortunately Miss England had neither an autograph book or paper to hand, and so, being a bit of a cheeky lass, asked Mr Queiroz to sign her breast. Mr Queiroz declined stating that "the last time I signed an English t*t, it cost me 25 million quid and my job"

Migration info. Legacy thread was 16405
A sports reporter managed to corner David Beckham durring Euro 2004.

Reporter " So David, there’s huge speculation about a return to the Premiership, potentially with Chelsea. If that were to happen, your first game against Man U at Old Trafford could be interesting. Are you worried about the stick?"

Beckham: "No Garth, Victoria’s got the boys to look after now so she won’t be at every game"

Migration info. Legacy thread was 16407
Good News:- Saddm Hussien is to face the death penalty.

Bad News:- David Beckham is to take it.

Migration info. Legacy thread was 16408

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