To all you Agony Aunts out there...
I have been in a relationship with my new 993 for a while now and it's incredible - we were clearly meant for each other, look fabulous together (especially reflections in shop windows) and people often say "phwoaa!!" when we go out together. Sometimes they see her and yell out to me something like, "You lucky banker!" which is strange because I am not in finance.
Even though she has a bit of a drink problem (1 lire for every 1000kms) and has expensive taste in optional extras, if I handle her gently she goes like a rocket especially well in, ahem, corners. There's no other for me in my life right now although I keep having strange dreams about her bigger sister "TT" but that's another story.
Anyway, my question is this - I was thinking of taking her on a ski trip and I mentioned she may have to consider wearing a roof rack. Well, she completely flipped out and said she'd rather sit in a showroom wearing furry dice! She even accused me of treating her like a "People carrier" and the next thing would be taking her to Sunday boot fairs to use her to sell my home made Apricot chutney collection.
So, please tell me if am I committing a serious social faux pas by asking her to wear a roof rack, will people laugh and point at her, me?
If not, where can I get one and how much does it cost? If yes, then I will happily give her a full body wax and say sorry.
Confused,
TJ
I have been in a relationship with my new 993 for a while now and it's incredible - we were clearly meant for each other, look fabulous together (especially reflections in shop windows) and people often say "phwoaa!!" when we go out together. Sometimes they see her and yell out to me something like, "You lucky banker!" which is strange because I am not in finance.
Even though she has a bit of a drink problem (1 lire for every 1000kms) and has expensive taste in optional extras, if I handle her gently she goes like a rocket especially well in, ahem, corners. There's no other for me in my life right now although I keep having strange dreams about her bigger sister "TT" but that's another story.
Anyway, my question is this - I was thinking of taking her on a ski trip and I mentioned she may have to consider wearing a roof rack. Well, she completely flipped out and said she'd rather sit in a showroom wearing furry dice! She even accused me of treating her like a "People carrier" and the next thing would be taking her to Sunday boot fairs to use her to sell my home made Apricot chutney collection.
So, please tell me if am I committing a serious social faux pas by asking her to wear a roof rack, will people laugh and point at her, me?
If not, where can I get one and how much does it cost? If yes, then I will happily give her a full body wax and say sorry.
Confused,
TJ