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Lets meet at Blooms

unclefish

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David, Henry and Alan study law together at the Allen Law School and after qualifying, they each go to different firms of solicitors. They don't see each other again for 25 years when out of the blue, David contacts the other two and sets up a reunion. The three are now approaching 50 years of age. After lengthy discussion, they finally decide to meet at Blooms Restaurant because not only are their wives unlikely to go there, but also the waitresses there are young, pretty and flirty. They enjoy themselves so much that they unanimously agree to meet again every ten years.
10 years go by and then, as agreed, David contacts the other two to arrange their reunion. The three are now approaching 60 years of age. After much discussion, they finally decide to meet at Bloom's restaurant because not only do they serve great kosher food there, but also the wines are from Israel.
Another 10 years go by and then, as agreed, David contacts the other two to arrange their reunion. The three are now approaching 70 years of age. After discussion, they finally agree to meet at Bloom's restaurant because it's a quiet place where they can eat, talk about their grandchildren's achievements, and tell Jewish jokes in peace.
Yet another 10 years go by and then, as agreed, David contacts the other two to arrange their reunion. The three are now approaching 80 years of age. After some discussion, they agree to meet at Bloom's restaurant because the dining room is large enough to allow wheelchair access.
And yet another 10 years go by already and then, as agreed, David contacts the other two to arrange their reunion. The three are now approaching 90 years of age. After a short discussion, they agree to meet at Bloom's restaurant because they have never been there before.
 

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