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Blonde Handy Woman

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A young girl in her late teens, wanting to earn some extra money for

the summer, decided to hire herself out as a "handy woman" and started

canvassing a nearby well-to-do neighbourhood.

She went to the front door of the first house and asked the owner if he had

any odd jobs for her to do.

"Well, I guess I could use somebody to paint the porch" he said. "How much

will you charge me?"

Delighted, the girl quickly responded, "How about $50?"

The man agreed and told her that the paint, brushes and everything she would

need were in the garage.

The man's wife, hearing the conversation, said to her husband, "Does she

realise that our porch goes ALL the way around the house?"

"That's a bit cynical, isn't it?" he responded.

The wife replied, "You're right. I guess I'm starting to believe all those

dumb blonde jokes."

A few hours later the blonde came to the door to collect her money..

"You're finished already??" the startled husband asked.

"Yes," the blonde replied, "and I even had paint left over so I gave it two

coats."

Impressed, the man reached into his pocket for the $50 and handed it to her

along with a $10 tip.

"Thank you," the blonde said,

"And, by the way, it's not a Porch, it's an Audi."
 
Who said the old ones were the best?
 
PeterS said:
Who said the old ones were the best?
It certainly wasn't me.

MC
 
Old ones or not so old ones, this section has been far too quiet lately.
The forum has been getting a bit too heavy recently and could with lightening up.
 

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