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Rolf's first night in jail does not go well

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wizard993

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As the door of his cell slams shut behind him and the lights go out, Rolf puts his head in his hands and begins to sob uncontrollably.

Behind him a voice sings.......

"Do you think I would leave you crying, when there's room in my bunk for 2"...."
 
Should actually be"room in my bunk for 3..." That's what the minimum he deserves :grin:
 
Cell 20 obviously :grin:
 
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