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Male fairy story

greenson

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Male Fairy Story

Once upon a time, a Prince asked a beautiful Princess, "Will you
marry me?"

The Princess said, "No!!!" And the Prince lived happily ever after and
rode motorcycles and had sex with skinny long-legged big breasted women
and hunted and fished and raced cars and went to strip bars and dated women half his
age
and drank whisky, beer and Captain Morgans and never heard bitching
and never paid child support or alimony and kept his house and golf clubs
and ate spam and chips and beans and blew enormous farts and never got
cheated on while he was at work and all his friends and family thought he was
cool and he had tons of money in the bank and left the toilet seat up.

The End
 
:thumb:

We can but dream.
 
I read the thread title and thought Tom Cruise had finally come clean :frustrated:
 
chimp911 said:
I read the thread title and thought Tom Cruise had finally come clean :frustrated:

Why did you click on it?

Got an interest to declare?


:)
 
PeterS said:
chimp911 said:
I read the thread title and thought Tom Cruise had finally come clean :frustrated:

Why did you click on it?

Got an interest to declare?


:)

No, he's just one of those megastars that ever since an early childhood I've always looked down to :bandit:
 

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