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davidmurtagh
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PostPosted: Thu Dec 19, 2013 3:29 pm    Post subject: TUR 911R Reply with quote

TUR 911R plate for sale £1500

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schwarz993
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PostPosted: Thu Dec 19, 2013 3:43 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Will you take £3k?
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davidmurtagh
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PostPosted: Thu Dec 19, 2013 4:14 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

yes for sure as I am selling it for £2000
Its on retention certificate for immediate transfer.
 
  
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PostPosted: Thu Dec 19, 2013 4:28 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

mmm...

In the rear view mirror this reads:

RIG RUT

I have a mate who works offshore and is always having problems, he might be up for this if it can be transferred to from a car to a small submersible.

Dont know
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PostPosted: Thu Dec 19, 2013 4:32 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

If I ever see you in my rear view mirror ...
 
  
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PostPosted: Thu Dec 19, 2013 4:37 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

GT4 wrote:
If I ever see you in my rear view mirror ...


If you can't see me in your mirror, it means I'm too close...
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PostPosted: Thu Dec 19, 2013 4:41 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Yikes! Surprised
 
  
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PostPosted: Thu Dec 19, 2013 4:46 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Your pipe is filthy.

Yuk
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PostPosted: Thu Dec 19, 2013 4:48 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I've just bid £350 for a 911 plate and this remains 'under consideration'

However I am willing to pay £351 if that helps Dont know My only concern is that it could get misinterpreted as 'TURD' what
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PostPosted: Thu Dec 19, 2013 5:36 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Zingari wrote:
I've just bid £350 for a 911 plate and this remains 'under consideration'

However I am willing to pay £351 if that helps Dont know My only concern is that it could get misinterpreted as 'TURD' what


Perfect.

Smile

Is it still for sale? I expect it's already been snapped up at that price, especially the week before Christmas.
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PostPosted: Thu Dec 19, 2013 6:46 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

does anyone know if this will fit on my scooter ?

only asking because the number plate holder is a lot smaller than on my car.

thanks

Turgllr
 
  
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PostPosted: Thu Dec 19, 2013 6:59 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

DucatiGary wrote:
does anyone know if this will fit on my scooter ?

only asking because the number plate holder is a lot smaller than on my car.

thanks

Turgllr


Easy mate:

1, Hold the plate at arms length and approach your scooter.
2, Stop when the plate seems the right size.
3, Take a photo of plate, print it, laminate it, stick it on the scooter.
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Err...
Actually this won't work as at any distance the plate will be bigger than the scooter in the background and never smaller.
Mad


Plan B:

1, Hold the scooter at arms length and approach your plate.
2, Stop when the plate seems the right size.
3, Take a photo of plate, print it, laminate it, stick it on the scooter.
thumbsup

Think I have it there.
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PostPosted: Thu Dec 19, 2013 7:12 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Maybe you should advertise on Grindr Dont know

Turgler n. Offensive Slang [variant of Turd-burgler] Used as a disparaging term for a homosexual man. See also uphill gardner, fudge packer, pillow biter





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PostPosted: Thu Dec 19, 2013 7:29 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

chimp911 wrote:
Maybe you should advertise on Grindr Dont know

Turgler n. Offensive Slang [variant of Turd-burgler] Used as a disparaging term for a homosexual man. See also uphill gardner, fudge packer, pillow biter





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PostPosted: Thu Dec 19, 2013 7:34 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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Turgler n. Offensive Slang [variant of Turd-burgler] Used as a disparaging term for a homosexual man. See also uphill gardner, fudge packer, pillow biter


Chimp,
Most of the time we have fun on here, but I have to take offence here (sadly). The way you describe Homosexual men here is extremely crude and very likely to offend all the Homosexual/Tiptronic owners on this forum.
nooo
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PostPosted: Thu Dec 19, 2013 7:34 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

chimp911 wrote:
Maybe you should advertise on Grindr Dont know

Turgler n. Offensive Slang [variant of Turd-burgler] Used as a disparaging term for a homosexual man. See also uphill gardner, fudge packer, pillow biter





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Do we really have to keep going back to room 20 Question
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PostPosted: Thu Dec 19, 2013 7:42 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Room 20 will haunt us all for a long time to come. I'm still unable to look at a shaggy donkey or leather-clad midget (or was that the other way round Confused) without crying Sad
 
  
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PostPosted: Thu Dec 19, 2013 7:45 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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Room 20 will haunt us all for a long time to come. I'm still unable to look at a shaggy donkey or leather-clad midget (or was that the other way round Confused) without crying Sad



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PostPosted: Thu Dec 19, 2013 7:45 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

clarkycat wrote:
chimp911 wrote:

Turgler n. Offensive Slang [variant of Turd-burgler] Used as a disparaging term for a homosexual man. See also uphill gardner, fudge packer, pillow biter


Chimp,
Most of the time we have fun on here, but I have to take offence here (sadly). The way you describe Homosexual men here is extremely crude and very likely to offend all the Homosexual/Tiptronic owners on this forum.
nooo


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PostPosted: Thu Dec 19, 2013 7:51 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

A turd might be interested.

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