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A valentine poem

PeterS

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Roses are red
Violets are glorious,
Don't try to surprise
Oscar Pistorious
 
Shocking news. :eek:

Others will have to google or refer to a breaking news website.
 
They caught him red-handed - he hasn't got a leg to stand on...





:coat:
 
Did he try and make a run for it?

:)

Incidentally, I have been sent some pics of his girlfiend at work. She was a model, quite talented it would appear.

They are not suitable for posting on here.

In a Skoda.
 
PeterS said:
Did he try and make a run for it?

:)

Incidentally, I have been sent some pics of his girlfiend at work. She was a model, quite talented it would appear.

They are not suitable for posting on here.

In a Skoda.

Was it a dark green Skoda, was she wearing lingerie, and attached to the tailpipe. Thought she was a looker!! :?
 
Too bad she won't live...

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Police now believe Oscar Pistorius was drunk at the time of the shooting, several witnesses have reported him as being legless!
 
Oscar Pisrorius woke up this morning to find that there really was a burglar using his toilet.
 
Apparently OP was keen to have the South African version of the TV show "Changing rooms" come in and give his bathroom door a makeover, but his girlfriend was dead against it...
 

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