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PostPosted: Wed Jun 22, 2011 3:56 pm    Post subject: Last time I leave my 911 in a field! it got killed !! Reply with quote


Open Youtube Page


PS Don't they all look a little bit errrrrrrrrrr "inbred"

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A FED-UP motorist decided to get shot of his duff Porsche — by giving it to a gun club for target practice.

The £50,000 luxury motor was riddled with more than 10,000 bullets after 140 weapons enthusiasts were done with it. Its owner decided to make the generous gift after getting fed up with his silver 911's constant engine problems.

He donated it to group Comm2A in Jamaica Plain, Massachusetts, where it was parked in the firing range for its members too blast at will. Men, women and CHILDREN fired off more than 10,000 rounds from machine guns and automatic weapons, wrecking the Porsche almost beyond recognition.
Massacre

Video game animator and gun fan John Beauchemin filmed the motoring massacre. He said: "The car was 100 yards from the line, and we had lots of new and inexperienced shooters and people using pistols.

"We were accurate enough to shoot the spokes out of the wheels pretty quickly when someone suggested it. "I managed to put a few rifled slugs into her myself — I just wanted to destroy something beautiful.

"Fun times were had by all — except the Porsche." The gun club said the unnamed owner had spent thousands trying to fix problems with the car's engine and cooling system before deciding to scrap it.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2006986/Thats-way-kill-engine-The-100-000-Porsche-used-target-practice--owner-got-fed-motor-problems.html







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PostPosted: Wed Jun 22, 2011 3:59 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Rolling Eyes only in America!
 
  
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PostPosted: Wed Jun 22, 2011 4:07 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

It wont be long before it's on a plinth as a work of art with a hefty price tag! Surprised
 
  
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PostPosted: Wed Jun 22, 2011 4:07 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

'I just wanted to destroy something beautiful.'

Wankers.

I wonder if they were hollowspokes?



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PostPosted: Wed Jun 22, 2011 4:12 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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Wankers.




Sums them up perfectly
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PostPosted: Wed Jun 22, 2011 4:25 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Who let the kiddie-fiddler with a beard have a tripod-mounted machine-gun?
 
  
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PostPosted: Wed Jun 22, 2011 4:28 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Possibly an overly drastic reaction to an rms issue? Question
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PostPosted: Wed Jun 22, 2011 4:29 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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Who let the kiddie-fiddler with a beard have a tripod-mounted machine-gun?


Must have been a 993 owner from your description Surprised Hand
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PostPosted: Wed Jun 22, 2011 4:36 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Sick Ba.t ..ds!
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PostPosted: Wed Jun 22, 2011 4:45 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I am surprised they didnt manage to shot each other, with their American friendly fire
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PostPosted: Wed Jun 22, 2011 5:27 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Floor Floor Floor Floor Floor Floor
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PostPosted: Wed Jun 22, 2011 6:08 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

A "£50,000 luxury motor".

It must be true, it said so in the paper. Rolling Eyes
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PostPosted: Wed Jun 22, 2011 7:12 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Apparently the car was donated by someone high up at GM, my sources say the CEO of the corvette marque.
The engine problems were, it was at the back which confused his local mechanic and it was only 3.4 liters. Every good American knows that the minimum size for an engine is 350 cubic inches and 427 cubic inch is preferable and IT SHOULD BE AT THE FRONT WHERE WE CAN FIND IT!!!!.

He was recently heard to say "damn Germans making car that go round corners, standing 1/4 mile's the only thing that counts. We'll have to do something about that". They came up with the American solution, shoot first, go home to the wife/sister second . They must have had a big budget to pay £50,000 for a 996.1.

This is all true, it must be it was in the local paper Thumb
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PostPosted: Thu Jun 23, 2011 6:30 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

orangecurry wrote:
Wankers.

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PostPosted: Thu Jun 23, 2011 7:12 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Gotta be red necks from down south,
 
  
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PostPosted: Thu Jun 23, 2011 11:22 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

T8996C4 wrote:
A "£50,000 luxury motor".

It must be true, it said so in the paper. Rolling Eyes


$100,000 now! (obviously worth more with holes)

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2006986/Thats-way-kill-engine-The-100-000-Porsche-used-target-practice--owner-got-fed-motor-problems.html

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Ever dreamed of taking revenge when you're cut up at the lights by a flashy sports car?

Well these pictures will be a dream come true... a Porsche 911 riddled with 10,000 bullets.


 
  
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PostPosted: Thu Jun 23, 2011 11:34 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Surprised

Wow, the exit wounds shown on the pics of the RHS are scary!
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PostPosted: Thu Jun 23, 2011 1:25 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

T8996C4 wrote:
Surprised

Wow, the exit wounds shown on the pics of the RHS are scary!


 
  
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PostPosted: Thu Jun 23, 2011 4:37 pm    Post subject: Gun shot Reply with quote

What a waist wankers with red necks and little dicks Surprised
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PostPosted: Thu Jun 23, 2011 4:39 pm    Post subject: Gun Reply with quote

So furious forgot to spell check read waste
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