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PostPosted: Wed May 26, 2010 8:36 am    Post subject: Future Shock 911 GT3 R-S, 100% eco Ferdinand Porsche Bike! Reply with quote

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Do you drive fast and are Tired of Red Light Camera Tickets? Austrian artist Ferdinand Johannes has solved this problem by creating the most advanced Porsche ever, called the Ferdinand GT3 R-S, The World's Slowest Porsche. He has come up with a way to avoid all traffic tickets by installing a revolutionary new power source under the hood called the "bike" with a whopping 1MP (Man Power). Not only will it NOT go 0-60mph in 10 seconds, but probably wont go past 10mph, EVER.

Let me tell you what it DOESN'T have:
No turbocharge,
No 450bhp
No 3.8 flat-six engine
No Disk Brakes
No Manual gearbox
No Sound System
No Club sport package
No Leather Seats
No Airbags
No Roll cage
No 6-point drivers racing harness
Rest assured that there will be no more traffic tickets once you unleash the pure bike power of the Ferdinand Porsche GT3 R-S.


Pictures below

http://ferdinand.johannes-l.net/

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PostPosted: Wed May 26, 2010 10:08 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Crazy Germans.... Grin
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PostPosted: Wed May 26, 2010 10:13 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

ResB wrote:
Crazy Germans.... Grin


... but that was Austria Confused
 
  
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PostPosted: Wed May 26, 2010 11:25 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

1st post updated

worship

Wonder what it's nurburgring lap would be Grin
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PostPosted: Wed Jun 09, 2010 9:19 pm    Post subject: Porsche GT3, Pedal Power ! Reply with quote

If someone has already posted this then sorry, but couldn't resist.

http://www.geekologie.com/2010/06/great_fuel_economy_terrible_ev.php
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PostPosted: Thu Jul 01, 2010 9:11 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Crazy aside, it does kind of show that you don't need to make a city car look like a smart car or a crazy bike look like a Sinclair C5. Watching it is weird as you get a little fooled at times that it's a real car.

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PostPosted: Tue Jun 07, 2011 5:39 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

wow those cars are so amazing. very smart car. i know every car needs to be fixed and maintained just a survey, which do you prefer repair your car DIY, or send it to auto service centers? what do you think? me, i prefer to send it to any auto shops. it may cost a lot, but it will fixed it and done it on time.
 
  
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PostPosted: Tue Jun 07, 2011 7:59 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Eh? eh!
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