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DrJimBone
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PostPosted: Tue Oct 23, 2018 6:27 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

For the love of God; nobody ask to see what's in his Xmas sack...

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Phil 997
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PostPosted: Tue Oct 23, 2018 7:54 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

DrJimBone wrote:
For the love of God; nobody ask to see what's in his Xmas sack...

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Lumps of coal for you as your a very naughty boy ,I said to you sit on my knee not 5h1t on my knee , had to have my Santa Claus mankini dry cleaned and now its shrunk Floor Floor
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PostPosted: Tue Oct 23, 2018 9:22 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I think you could be right there Phil the car is immaculate, i’m very pleased with it Smile I’ll keep an eye out for the next meet, hopefully there won’t be any Mankinis at that one!
 
  
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PostPosted: Tue Oct 23, 2018 10:31 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

997oli wrote:
I think you could be right there Phil the car is immaculate, i’m very pleased with it Smile I’ll keep an eye out for the next meet, hopefully there won’t be any Mankinis at that one!



Floor Floor Floor Sounds good Oli. catch up soon Thumb
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PostPosted: Sat Nov 17, 2018 12:07 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Phew nice to be back on the forum

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Let’s go for the Saturday if either date works for most...gives Nigel the whole day to run down Very Happy
 
  
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Leon1davies wrote:
Table booked for the Saturday 1st Dec at 7pm

1. Leon1davies (either date)
2. Phil 997 and his date DrJimBone
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Rob and Nat said they are coming I will let them know the confirmed date Thumb
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