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PostPosted: Mon Feb 26, 2018 8:28 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

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PostPosted: Sun Mar 04, 2018 12:41 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Cheeky little bump. Weather stops play this week, got some people coming next weekend.
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PostPosted: Fri Mar 16, 2018 10:18 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Sneaky bump! This car needs a good home!
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PostPosted: Tue Mar 20, 2018 9:03 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

BTTT
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PostPosted: Tue Mar 20, 2018 10:19 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Demort, are you saying the v6 Cayenne is the worst petrol ?
Are the 07 onwards gts any good ?

I am really attracted to an early Cayenne as a family bus and winter hack but scared off by the horror stories .
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PostPosted: Thu Mar 29, 2018 2:57 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Bump for Easter, it is what Jesus would have wanted.
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PostPosted: Fri Mar 30, 2018 6:58 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

The return of Marty Wild wrote:
Bump for Easter, it is what Jesus would have wanted.


Grin Floor

I believe you are right .......!!!

Just the tonic when you ‘roll away the stone’
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There must be a biblical character and cars they drive thread in there somewhere...!
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PostPosted: Tue Apr 03, 2018 7:25 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

If there isn't, there certainly should be Mr. Green
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PostPosted: Tue Apr 03, 2018 9:46 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

pretty sure St Peter drives a 997.2 4S whereas Judas would have a BMW Floor Floor
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PostPosted: Tue Apr 03, 2018 9:56 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

See Joseph in a gold 944T.
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PostPosted: Tue Apr 03, 2018 10:34 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Phil 997 wrote:
pretty sure St Peter drives a 997.2 4S whereas Judas would have a BMW Floor Floor


Hey! Careful!
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PostPosted: Tue Apr 03, 2018 10:46 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

mikeluke wrote:
Phil 997 wrote:
pretty sure St Peter drives a 997.2 4S whereas Judas would have a BMW Floor Floor


Hey! Careful!



Floor Floor Floor St Micheal must be the one that has a BMW it must be Judas that has the Skoda Grin Grin
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PostPosted: Tue Apr 03, 2018 10:52 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

The bible tells us that Moses rode a British motorcycle, as evidenced by a Bible passage

declaring that "the roar of Moses' Triumph is heard in the hills." Joshua no doubt drove a Triumph with an after market slip-on exhaust because:

"Joshua's Triumph was heard throughout the land." And, following the Master's lead, the Apostles car pooled in, you got it, a

Honda: "The Apostles were in one Accord.
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911TEL wrote:
The bible tells us that Moses rode a British motorcycle, as evidenced by a Bible passage

declaring that "the roar of Moses' Triumph is heard in the hills." Joshua no doubt drove a Triumph with an after market slip-on exhaust because:

"Joshua's Triumph was heard throughout the land." And, following the Master's lead, the Apostles car pooled in, you got it, a

Honda: "The Apostles were in one Accord.



Floor Floor Floor pmsl Tel, very good worship
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Wheeeeeey, there isn't enough Christianity based comedy around these days!

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PostPosted: Tue Apr 03, 2018 12:05 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Phil 997 wrote:
mikeluke wrote:
Phil 997 wrote:
pretty sure St Peter drives a 997.2 4S whereas Judas would have a BMW Floor Floor


Hey! Careful!



Floor Floor Floor St Micheal must be the one that has a BMW it must be Judas that has the Skoda Grin Grin


I suppose that I deserve that after my comment about you 'chipping' your mobility scooter....
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PostPosted: Tue Apr 03, 2018 12:25 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

T8 wrote:
Congrats on the reason for your situation.

Beware. I sold my first Porsche because a carrycot etc wouldn't fit in it. It was 22 years before I got my second one. Wink


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