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PostPosted: Tue Feb 13, 2018 7:05 pm    Post subject: Randome stuff ! Reply with quote

Of which i may .. or may not add to Very Happy
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PostPosted: Wed Feb 14, 2018 7:34 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Sad but true ..
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PostPosted: Wed Feb 14, 2018 7:40 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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PostPosted: Wed Feb 14, 2018 8:13 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I can't imagine life without my dog and already dreading losing him. We nearly lost him in September and he's been on medication since. I can't believe what a wuss he's turned me into.
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This isnt really for the joke section but i saw it .. it brought a lump to my throat and reminded me of other times ..

Sorry but i had to post it .
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PostPosted: Wed Feb 14, 2018 8:38 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I'll give you this in return
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PostPosted: Wed Feb 14, 2018 8:41 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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PostPosted: Wed Feb 14, 2018 10:46 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Demort wrote:
Sad but true ..


I'm sure George would agree, and as Alex says, our four legged loved ones make softies of us all.

 
  
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PostPosted: Thu Feb 15, 2018 1:59 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

This is turning into a doggy thread!!

Here is my boy, eating a carrot??
 
  
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Oh go on then.



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PostPosted: Thu Feb 15, 2018 2:26 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Bet the dog loves the back of the cab!!

I couldn't do that with mine, it would be slobber city!!
 
  
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PostPosted: Thu Feb 15, 2018 7:54 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Excellent come back Alex Very Happy

Nice pictures chaps .

@ pzero .. theres a certain Cars and Coffee coming up in the near future .. perhaps this time i might get to say hello Thumb
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Demort wrote:
Excellent come back Alex Very Happy

Nice pictures chaps .

@ pzero .. theres a certain Cars and Coffee coming up in the near future .. perhaps this time i might get to say hello Thumb


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PostPosted: Sat Feb 17, 2018 7:00 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

The kids got taste ...
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PostPosted: Mon May 14, 2018 2:07 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I can't have a dog I'm getting to attached, my last dog "she" commit suicide refuse to eat to painful to watch. Apparently food was the problem, I can only advise to read about feeding a dog with unprocessed meat as this is the healthiest option I have learn this too late.

about wife husband....


Two girlfriends talk:
- How was your sex yesterday?
- Hopelessness ... he came home, in 3 minutes he ate dinner, then 4 minutes of sex and after two minutes he fell asleep.
And with you?
- Well, I had a revelation, my husband returned home, he took me for a delicious romantic dinner. Later, for an hour we went home walking through the city, then candles, an hour of wonderful pre-game, later an hour of unearthly sex and finally imagine, for an hour we talked fondly with each other. Just a fairy tale!

At the same time, their guys are talking to each other:
- How was your sex yesterday?
- Hopelessness. I come home and there was no electricity, so I took her somewhere for supper. Hopeless food, expensive, ran out of money for a taxi return, so I had to go back on foot. We returned, there was no electricity, I had to light these ***** candles. I was so pissed off, for an hour I could not get stiff, later I could not fall asleep.
And with you?
-Perfect! I returned home, dinner was ready on the table, I ate all, had sex and went to sleep.
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