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PostPosted: Mon Feb 12, 2018 9:50 pm    Post subject: For the IT guys .. you have my sympathys . Reply with quote

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PostPosted: Mon Feb 12, 2018 9:58 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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PostPosted: Mon Feb 12, 2018 10:20 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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PostPosted: Mon Feb 12, 2018 10:29 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

the first one had me in stitches.
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PostPosted: Mon Feb 12, 2018 10:35 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I prefered the second one .. i used to fix friends computers as a hobby and i have seen something similar lol .
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The 'final boss' one is exquisite (for more than one reason) Floor
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PostPosted: Tue Feb 13, 2018 5:48 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

As an IT Consultant, I don't knpw how many data centres I've been in where their racks looked like someone had been collecting cables and tolled them into a ball and walked away. Not two bit companies either, large multinationals with thousands of users.
I can't find the pic of a large Reinsurance company which was creme de la creme of IT ***** ups. It was horrendous. Let's just say that she no longer holds that position Hand
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