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Phil 997
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PostPosted: Thu Sep 07, 2017 10:04 am    Post subject: This it had me howling with laughter Reply with quote

So I have suspected for some time now that my girlfriend has been seeing some men on the side. The usual red flags are there, she hides her phone screen, new underwear all the time to "go out with the girls" a lot!! I try to stay awake to look out for her when she comes home but I usually fall asleep.
Anyways...last night around midnight I hid under my car waiting for her to come home. When she got to the house she got out of someone's car while buttoning her shirt back up, then took her panties out of her purse and slipped them back on.
It was at this moment, that I noticed a hairline crack in the rear shock mounting bracket. Is that something I can weld or do I need to replace the whole bracket ? If I can weld it do any one of you chaps have a welder I can borrow ?
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PostPosted: Thu Sep 07, 2017 10:14 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Floor

Saw that on Facebook Grin

In the Porsche owners UK group Friends

Which I noticed you joined, as did NLW and a couple of others on here thumbsup

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PostPosted: Thu Sep 07, 2017 11:42 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

How did you get underneath a 997?

Did she not noticed you had jacked it up?
 
  
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PostPosted: Thu Sep 07, 2017 11:48 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Floor Priceless Phil....I've got a welding set you can borrow.....can your girlfriend come round and collect it ? Grin
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PostPosted: Thu Sep 07, 2017 12:06 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

HSC911 wrote:
Floor

Saw that on Facebook Grin

In the Porsche owners UK group Friends

Which I noticed you joined, as did NLW and a couple of others on here thumbsup

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Yes a few from here joined recently Thumb I said its now like having two mistresses Grin Grin Thumb
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PostPosted: Thu Sep 07, 2017 12:06 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Porschekit wrote:
Floor Priceless Phil....I've got a welding set you can borrow.....can your girlfriend come round and collect it ? Grin


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PostPosted: Thu Sep 07, 2017 12:08 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

wasz wrote:
How did you get underneath a 997?

Did she not noticed you had jacked it up?


the technical answer has to be it was a non pasm car and as we all know 10mm makes all the difference Floor Floor
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PostPosted: Sun Sep 17, 2017 7:07 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

thumbsup what colour knickers? Floor
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PostPosted: Sun Sep 17, 2017 7:52 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Not sure that Philomena would approve of this joke!

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