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PostPosted: Fri Mar 17, 2017 10:28 pm    Post subject: Calling in sick Reply with quote

Hung Chow calls in to work and says, "Hey, boss I not come work today, I really sick. I got headache, stomach ache and my legs hurt. I not come work."

The boss says, "You know Hung Chow, I really need you today. When I feel like this I go to my wife and tell her give me sex. Makes everything better and I can go to work. You try.

Two hours later Hung Chow calls again: "Boss, I do what you say and I
feel great. I be at work soon. You got nice house."

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PostPosted: Fri Mar 17, 2017 10:32 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

HSC911 wrote:


Hung Chow calls in to work and says, "Hey, boss I not come work today, I really sick. I got headache, stomach ache and my legs hurt. I not come work."

The boss says, "You know Hung Chow, I really need you today. When I feel like this I go to my wife and tell her give me sex. Makes everything better and I can go to work. You try.

Two hours later Hung Chow calls again: "Boss, I do what you say and I
feel great. I be at work soon. You got nice house."

Sad



Floor Floor Floor Floor Floor Thumb
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PostPosted: Fri Mar 17, 2017 10:34 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

john aus wrote:
HSC911 wrote:
Phil 997 wrote:

Bloody nice birthday pressie , wonder if she has a sister who's single Grin


Yeah

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on sister

It also came with a long weekend in Stuttgart flying tomorrow Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy
On factory tours on Monday Sad


John, your a lucky bloke mate have a good trip , but the info about her sisters menstrual cycle was too much info Surprised Surprised Surprised Surprised Surprised
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PostPosted: Fri Mar 17, 2017 10:44 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Phil 997 wrote:
but the info about her sisters menstrual cycle was too much info Surprised Surprised Surprised Surprised Surprised


worship

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PostPosted: Fri Mar 17, 2017 10:52 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

HSC911 wrote:
Phil 997 wrote:
but the info about her sisters menstrual cycle was too much info Surprised Surprised Surprised Surprised Surprised


worship

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PostPosted: Fri Mar 17, 2017 10:58 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

john aus wrote:
HSC911 wrote:
Phil 997 wrote:
but the info about her sisters menstrual cycle was too much info Surprised Surprised Surprised Surprised Surprised


worship

Floor

Embarassed no sister Embarassed



Floor Floor John thanks for that clearing up Wink
has she got a slightly effeminate brother Grin Grin
better stop now going to get myself in trouble thumbsup have a good trip Thumb
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PostPosted: Sat Mar 18, 2017 10:51 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

"You got nice house"..... Grin Grin Grin Grin
You're cracking me up man....I love this forum...

Congrat's on the number plate , looks cool.... Thumb
 
  
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PostPosted: Sat Mar 18, 2017 2:24 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

OK scrub the number plate comment.....wrong post......great joke though... Laughing
 
  
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PostPosted: Sat Mar 18, 2017 5:02 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Or the other one that used to do the rounds was:

Worker phones boss, I can't come in to work today I'm in bed and really sick.

Oh right I see, well how sick are you?

I'm in bed with my sister!
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