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Calling in sick

HSC911

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Hung Chow calls in to work and says, "Hey, boss I not come work today, I really sick. I got headache, stomach ache and my legs hurt. I not come work."

The boss says, "You know Hung Chow, I really need you today. When I feel like this I go to my wife and tell her give me sex. Makes everything better and I can go to work. You try.

Two hours later Hung Chow calls again: "Boss, I do what you say and I
feel great. I be at work soon. You got nice house."

:sad:
 
HSC911 said:
Hung Chow calls in to work and says, "Hey, boss I not come work today, I really sick. I got headache, stomach ache and my legs hurt. I not come work."

The boss says, "You know Hung Chow, I really need you today. When I feel like this I go to my wife and tell her give me sex. Makes everything better and I can go to work. You try.

Two hours later Hung Chow calls again: "Boss, I do what you say and I
feel great. I be at work soon. You got nice house."

:sad:


:floor: :floor: :floor: :floor: :floor: :thumb:
 
john aus said:
HSC911 said:
Phil 997 said:
Bloody nice birthday pressie , wonder if she has a sister who's single :grin:

:yeah:

:floor:

on sister

It also came with a long weekend in Stuttgart flying tomorrow :D :D :D
On factory tours on Monday :sad:

John, your a lucky bloke mate have a good trip , but the info about her sisters menstrual cycle was too much info :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:
 
john aus said:
HSC911 said:
Phil 997 said:
but the info about her sisters menstrual cycle was too much info :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:

:worship:

:floor:
:oops: no sister :oops:


:floor: :floor: John thanks for that clearing up :wink:
has she got a slightly effeminate brother :grin: :grin:
better stop now going to get myself in trouble :thumbs: have a good trip :thumb:
 
"You got nice house"..... :grin: :grin: :grin: :grin:
You're cracking me up man....I love this forum...

Congrat's on the number plate , looks cool.... :thumb:
 
OK scrub the number plate comment.....wrong post......great joke though... :lol:
 
Or the other one that used to do the rounds was:

Worker phones boss, I can't come in to work today I'm in bed and really sick.

Oh right I see, well how sick are you?

I'm in bed with my sister!
 

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