bit of British humour.
SMART ANSWER
It was mealtime during a flight on a British Airways plane:
"Would you like dinner?" the flight attendant asked the man
"What are my choices?" the man asked.
"Yes or no," she replied.
SMART ANSWER
A lady was picking through the frozen Chickens at a Tesco store but
she couldn't find one big enough for her family.
She asked a passing assistant, "Do these chickens get any bigger?"
The assistant replied, "I'm afraid not, they're dead."
SMART ANSWER
Telephone rings, woman answers.
Pervert, breathing heavily, says,
"I bet you have a tight arse with no hair?"
Woman replies, "Yes, I have. He's watching the rugby.
Who shall I say is calling?"...........................................
SMART ANSWER
It was mealtime during a flight on a British Airways plane:
"Would you like dinner?" the flight attendant asked the man
"What are my choices?" the man asked.
"Yes or no," she replied.
SMART ANSWER
A lady was picking through the frozen Chickens at a Tesco store but
she couldn't find one big enough for her family.
She asked a passing assistant, "Do these chickens get any bigger?"
The assistant replied, "I'm afraid not, they're dead."
SMART ANSWER
Telephone rings, woman answers.
Pervert, breathing heavily, says,
"I bet you have a tight arse with no hair?"
Woman replies, "Yes, I have. He's watching the rugby.
Who shall I say is calling?"...........................................