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alex yates
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PostPosted: Fri Apr 01, 2016 3:29 pm    Post subject: For sale - "Its been done" IMS bearing certificate Reply with quote

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PostPosted: Fri Apr 01, 2016 4:44 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Floor Floor Floor checked the date of the posting mate Thumb
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PostPosted: Fri Apr 01, 2016 5:40 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Should that not be 'I've been done' Floor
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PostPosted: Fri Apr 01, 2016 5:45 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

^^^^ This Grin Laughing
 
  
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PostPosted: Fri Apr 01, 2016 5:51 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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PostPosted: Fri Apr 01, 2016 5:53 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Take my money Floor
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PostPosted: Fri Apr 01, 2016 6:08 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I was obviously in a bit of an irksome mood before frequenting the boozer for a T-time pint Embarassed Wink


Sold 500 on rennlist last week Grin
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PostPosted: Fri Apr 01, 2016 6:23 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Chris_in_the_UK wrote:
Should that not be 'I've been done' Floor


Floor

Yes - deffo, but I'm sick of reading or hearing the "it's been done" statement. 1st thing a friend said to me before I bought mine was - "make sure 'its been done'".


It's like dog ownership.
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PostPosted: Fri Apr 01, 2016 11:58 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Will you take £9.99?
 
  
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PostPosted: Sat Apr 02, 2016 8:19 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

yes
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PostPosted: Sat Apr 02, 2016 8:33 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

£9.86?















Don't worry, it cant go any lower Grin
 
  
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PostPosted: Sat Apr 02, 2016 8:42 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Brilliant! thumbsup worship

Here's what you'll need for the change from all those £10 notes



Given that you'll be charging £9.96 per certificate? Laughing [/img]
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PostPosted: Sat Apr 02, 2016 8:46 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Good one GT4, took me a second to get that.
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PostPosted: Sat Apr 02, 2016 9:24 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Yeah, I don't think Paul was thinking out the Box' with his offer Grin
 
  
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PostPosted: Sat Apr 02, 2016 9:38 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

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Yeah, I don't think Paul was thinking out the Box' with his offer Grin


Er you mean I was thinking outside of the Boxster, surely..? (Very good though - likey) Or were you speaking of yourself in the third person again....? Dont know Question
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PostPosted: Sat Apr 02, 2016 11:09 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

It's another double entendre, but I guess it falls at the first hurdle if we can't get over the single entendre.

Thinking out = Thought through

HTH

1) "thinking out the box" (as in the familiar saying of freeing your mind from conventional limitation or assumptions)

2) "thinking out the Boxster" (as in consider or take into account)

http://www.thesaurus.com/browse/think%20out


I might quote myself (its quicker), but I don't talk about myself in the third person!

PS - GT4 is the car, not me, if that was the confusion.

So when I say "I took GT4 for a drive today", I can see the possible misinterpretation.

But when I say "I fitted an engine tidy strip to GT4 today", I can only see the possible weirdness Confused
 
  
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PostPosted: Sat Apr 02, 2016 12:03 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

GT4 wrote:
It's another double entendre, but I guess it falls at the first hurdle if we can't get over the single entendre.

Thinking out = Thought through

HTH

1) "thinking out the box" (as in the familiar saying of freeing your mind from conventional limitation or assumptions)

2) "thinking out the Boxster" (as in consider or take into account)

http://www.thesaurus.com/browse/think%20out


I might quote myself (its quicker), but I don't talk about myself in the third person!

PS - GT4 is the car, not me, if that was the confusion.

So when I say "I took GT4 for a drive today", I can see the possible misinterpretation.

But when I say "I fitted an engine tidy strip to GT4 today", I can only see the possible weirdness Confused


I said before that on your day your Douglas Adams funny. It's true. But guess today's not one of them. Keep plugging away. I'm sure it'll come back eventually. Thumb
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PostPosted: Sat Apr 02, 2016 12:04 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Do you do a framed one?

Or a Tax Disc holder version?

Discount for 3? - may use it on my wife's mini?
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PostPosted: Sat Apr 02, 2016 12:27 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Can we have a modified version for post 2008, certified £10,000 premium, where less is more Floor Grin
 
  
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PostPosted: Sat Apr 02, 2016 12:46 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

RedJedi wrote:
Do you do a framed one?

Or a Tax Disc holder version?

Discount for 3? - may use it on my wife's mini?


Good idea I need something for my now redundant Porsche Tax disc holder Grin Thumb
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