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Predictable

pzero

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The man who invented predictive text died the other day - his fun fair is on monkey.
 
I had a cowardly text from my next door neighbour the other day confessing that every time he saw me go out he'd been using my wife for various sorts of adult fun and games.

He went on to admit that it's been going on for months and that he's only telling me now because his own missus found out and he wanted to tell me before she did.

Needless to say I saw red and took a hammer to everything in the house that wasn't mine before going out to do the same to his car. I'd only done four panels before he came out screaming at me to stop.

After a bit of a scuffle he pinned me down and asked me to explain why I'd reacted so strongly. I was quite happy to tell the world what had been going on but had the wind taken out of my sails when he looked puzzled and realised that predictive text had not understood the term 'wifi'.
 
He has more than one wife :?

(my Latin conjugation was never that good)
 
My daughter via Instragram saw a friend's post that her beloved bunny rabbit had died. :sad:

So she replied "Awwwwww!"

Then realised after she'd pressed 'post' that autocorrect had changed it to "Awesome!" :eek: :floor:
 

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