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chimp911 said:
Maybe you should advertise on Grindr :dont know:

Turgler n. Offensive Slang [variant of Turd-burgler] Used as a disparaging term for a homosexual man. See also uphill gardner, fudge packer, pillow biter





:bandit:
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Do we really have to keep going back to room 20 :?:
 
Room 20 will haunt us all for a long time to come. I'm still unable to look at a shaggy donkey or leather-clad midget (or was that the other way round :?) without crying :sad:
 
chimp911 said:
Room 20 will haunt us all for a long time to come. I'm still unable to look at a shaggy donkey or leather-clad midget (or was that the other way round :?) without crying :sad:
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:floor:
 
clarkycat said:
chimp911 said:
Turgler n. Offensive Slang [variant of Turd-burgler] Used as a disparaging term for a homosexual man. See also uphill gardner, fudge packer, pillow biter
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Chimp,
Most of the time we have fun on here, but I have to take offence here (sadly). The way you describe Homosexual men here is extremely crude and very likely to offend all the Homosexual/Tiptronic owners on this forum.
:nooo:
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I protect my PDK shifter with a silk glove...pink naturally :grin:
 
Chimp,
Most of the time we have fun on here, but I have to take offence here (sadly). The way you describe Homosexual men here is extremely crude and very likely to offend all the Homosexual/Tiptronic owners on this forum.
:nooo:[/quote]


Oy curlycat my gearbox is very heterosexual for your information.
Let's not forget whose knob is mentioned on here the most :?:
 
A Knob is not homosexual per se, it's entirely what you do with it.
:thumb:
 
"Purse" is spelt, well as I just did there, "per se" is not.
 
Chimp - I do hope you've got the 'smokers delete pack' on your car. Heaven knows how you might misinterpret the fag lighter :eek:
 
ragpicker said:
Ahem, there is nowt wrong with girltronic thanks!

I have it and I'm proud!

Mwah! :grin:
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I admire your Pride, and have enjoyed many Pride marches and festivals.
:thumb:

Revel in your pride.
:worship:
 
They should be called perils - I hate the coconut ones :yuk:

At least you can easily identify the minstrels :food:
 
chimp911 said:
At least you can easily identify the minstrels :food:
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No,
A common mistake. It is not a Minstrel because it has no hard shell. The only one that could pass itself off in the hope of not being found out is the Malteaser one, actually.
:hand:

Unless you can still get Poppits that is, but I ain't seen any for ages.


So we have:
Homosexuality,
Knobs,
Gay pride marches,
Chocolate.

Thread digression at it's very best.
:thumbs:
 
Or your perfect weekend?

And your auto spell check is at it again, they're spelt "Poppers" :thumb:
 
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