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Happy Birthday to me.....

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Happy Birthday to me.....

Happy Birthday to Poon

Happy Birthday to me

34 today and the Garage did not contain any of the following:

993 RS RHD
996 GT3
Carmen Electra in her birthday suit
Alan Partridge video set (he,he)

*****!

Just have to settle for jumping on the hand-brake, poor cow!

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Happy Birthday Poon. You must have got something for your birthday, even if the birthday fairies didn't bring you everything on the list (and what a list!)

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Poon-Every Alan Partridge video boxset £44.99 in hmv. I have them all hahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

(on radio show)''I'll tell you what. You have big sheds, but nobody's allowed in them. And in these sheds are 20FT HIGH CHICKENS! These chickens are scared, they don't know why they're so big, they go 'aaaah why am I so massive'......do you deny that?.....no....I think his silence speaks volumes! (farmer walks out)(Lynn walks in) Do you agree that everything I have said thus far is completely correct? 'Yes'. And do you run over badgers in your tractors for fun? 'Yes'.''

''You are a big posh sod with plums in your mouth. But these plums have mutated and have got beaks. 'Have you got anymore or are you going to stop at quacking plums?'. Oh no...you make pigs smoke...you feed beefburgers to swans....''

''You could talk the hind legs off a donkey...but your donkeys dont have hind legs because of all the rubbish you put in their...chips...'Alan, I don't have donkeys, and even if I did I wouldn't feed them chips'. Errrrr ok...I bet I've got more friends than you've got cows. How many cows have you got? 'I've got 100 cows'. Exactly, I have 104 friends.''

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

congrats poon, you'll be on your pension before you know it. Those cars could be in the garage if you wanted them to be, instead of buying property...after all, saying I've got a GT3 is more impressive than I've got some property :wink:
go on splash out!


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Noony,

very impressive post, even if you did call me old (without actually saying it).

You are right saying I've got a GT3 sounds much better than I've got a new flat etc but when I am retired I won't be skint and my new 999 GT3 will be even sweeter, or so my new mistress/au pair will think. Not that I'll need an au pair! (oh god now I'm just dreaming, time to jump the handbrake!)

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Happy Birthday Poon - a week older than me - other than the fact I can say I was born is the sixties while you were a seventies kid. Just turned 34 myself! Then again, anyone can feel old next to 6 year old Noony!!!

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Andy,

do you mean a week younger?

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Happy Birthday Poon

So many of us the same age - we could have had a porsche club at school...

Maybe you should get into scalextrix then you could have all the GT3R s you ever wanted.

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Yeah, happy birthday Poon. Mine's in just under a month...

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Happy Birthday Poon - Its my birthday tomorrow and I will only 33



Cheeers


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Happy Birthday Poon,

Personally I'm dreading mine next month - twenty five years old (seems slightly better typed in letters and not numbers)


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Happy birthday Poon

I was thinking of getting Carmen Electra's myself last birthday, but I found the Babyliss ceramic straighteners did just as good a job.

Dunc,

25 was the worst of the lot for me, Got very depressed. Still it was a long time ago now


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Previous poster said:
Quote: Originally posted by andyphilpott on 07 January 2004

Happy Birthday Poon - a week older than me - other than the fact I can say I was born is the sixties while you were a seventies kid. Just turned 34 myself! Then again, anyone can feel old next to 6 year old Noony!!!
Click to expand...
I'm 14 and extremely intelligent with it thank you very much :wink:

Poon stop saying you'll ''jump on the handbrake'' it's putting rather disgusting images into my young head


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Noony,

You should be having these images every 2 minutes by now, or are you a late bloomer?

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LOL

dont encourage me


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