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PostPosted: Thu May 02, 2019 5:12 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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See Mike. Wpuld anyone seriously want to own those cars. What people with money and no class buy.


Hit the nail on the head there...
 
  
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PostPosted: Thu May 02, 2019 5:43 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Alex wrote:
See Mike. Wpuld anyone seriously want to own those cars. What people with money and no class buy.


Oustide of the pimped RR, the others are quality.
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PostPosted: Thu May 02, 2019 6:42 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

That RR does smack of "LOOK AT ME!!!" doesn't it?
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PostPosted: Thu May 02, 2019 7:06 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Better suited to Miami than round here
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PostPosted: Fri May 03, 2019 7:45 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I think it depends on the driver of the Roller in question.

I was resounding undertaken at speed by a complete knob who then took the outside lane around most of a roundabout in what was otherwise a truly beautiful Rolls Royce (I was back in Dubai): he was in a tight t-shirt, slumped back in the seat with his head near the bottom of the B pillar, and one arm firmly grasping the top dead centre of the steering wheel.

There's so much wrong with this image, I don't know where to start.

I think the word I'm looking for is decorum.
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PostPosted: Fri May 03, 2019 7:53 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

No doubt his backside was hanging out his jeans and he had to feel his crotch every 30 seconds as a confidence boostrr. Was he chewing a cocktail stick too? Grin
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PostPosted: Fri May 03, 2019 9:14 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

MaxA wrote:
I think it depends on the driver of the Roller in question.

I was resounding undertaken at speed by a complete knob who then took the outside lane around most of a roundabout in what was otherwise a truly beautiful Rolls Royce (I was back in Dubai): he was in a tight t-shirt, slumped back in the seat with his head near the bottom of the B pillar, and one arm firmly grasping the top dead centre of the steering wheel.

There's so much wrong with this image, I don't know where to start.

I think the word I'm looking for is decorum.

I found your man.
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PostPosted: Fri May 03, 2019 9:16 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Grin Thumb
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PostPosted: Fri May 03, 2019 10:09 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Now I know the dress code for driving up North I can work on growing my soul patch in time....
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PostPosted: Fri May 03, 2019 10:44 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

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I found your man.


Yes, that's the ****er. No toothpick. And a phone in his other hand.
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PostPosted: Fri May 03, 2019 11:08 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

For a moment I thought it was TBT and that was you in your heyday Frank. wack
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PostPosted: Fri May 03, 2019 11:25 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Although this bloke is an Australian Lebanese and we share a country, that would be about it. My upbring was more surfer/skater rather than hanging out in packs like hyenas and baying at every girl that walked past.
We are poles apart
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PostPosted: Fri May 03, 2019 11:27 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Its fake Frank Grin

Ps. Looks like I'm now coming tomoz thumbsup
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#fakefrank is Pitbull the singer before I got the Heathrow10 injection. It's like the Fresher5 when you go to university and pile on 5kg. At Heathrow that stab you and automatically stack on 10kg.
P.S good news about tomorrow
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PostPosted: Mon May 06, 2019 1:41 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Diggermeister wrote:
I think this weekend's VLN results, on a very wet Nurburgring speak volumes; a win and three of the top positions went to Manthey Porsche.l


That's not always the case though!
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PostPosted: Mon May 06, 2019 8:48 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

FZP wrote:
Although this bloke is an Australian Lebanese and we share a country, that would be about it. My upbring was more surfer/skater rather than hanging out in packs like hyenas and baying at every girl that walked past.
We are poles apart


In fairness. it is a BIG country!
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PostPosted: Mon May 06, 2019 9:56 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Saw this piece on the 911 on the Isle of Man before I ordered mine. Luckily I can drive the same piece of road they did the test on all year round. Will be one way for two weeks soon with the bikes. So a few early morning drives are in order me thinks. Thumb
 
  
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