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PostPosted: Sat Nov 17, 2018 1:43 pm    Post subject: Who's had this from the other half? Reply with quote

Ripped of a fb page, but made me laugh
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PostPosted: Sat Nov 17, 2018 2:37 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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You can get porn on the internet....? Duh
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Image something like this but in female human form.......and naked......with not much body hair..........and plenty of curves Grin


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