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PostPosted: Tue Sep 11, 2018 6:29 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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PostPosted: Tue Sep 11, 2018 6:58 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Floor Floor Floor was your exwife and my ex wife twins Grin
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Hang on the resemblance to mine is striking Grin
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PostPosted: Tue Sep 11, 2018 9:39 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Toooo funny just tooo funny Floor Floor
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PostPosted: Wed Sep 12, 2018 12:40 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I'll up Zinger's bid to £201 and throw in a packet of pork scratchings...
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PostPosted: Wed Sep 12, 2018 1:42 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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I'll up Zinger's bid to £201 and throw in a packet of pork scratchings...


My offer comes with a pair of rose tinted specs that I could ask Jonttt to sign Thumb
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PostPosted: Wed Sep 12, 2018 1:57 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Damn.... Need to think again!
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PostPosted: Wed Sep 12, 2018 1:59 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Zingari wrote:
mikeluke wrote:
I'll up Zinger's bid to £201 and throw in a packet of pork scratchings...


My offer comes with a pair of rose tinted specs that I could ask Jonttt to sign Thumb


I recon if you throw in a colini stick Sponge would bite your hand off Grin Grin
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PostPosted: Wed Sep 12, 2018 2:45 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Phil 997 wrote:
Zingari wrote:
mikeluke wrote:
I'll up Zinger's bid to £201 and throw in a packet of pork scratchings...


My offer comes with a pair of rose tinted specs that I could ask Jonttt to sign Thumb


I recon if you throw in a colini stick Sponge would bite your hand off Grin Grin


He’s well off pace with the current bidding Hand (even with a Collini thrown in)
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PostPosted: Wed Sep 12, 2018 2:54 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

spongebob squarepants wrote:
Phil 997 wrote:
Zingari wrote:
mikeluke wrote:
I'll up Zinger's bid to £201 and throw in a packet of pork scratchings...


My offer comes with a pair of rose tinted specs that I could ask Jonttt to sign Thumb


I recon if you throw in a colini stick Sponge would bite your hand off Grin Grin


He’s well off pace with the current bidding Hand (even with a Collini thrown in)


Floor Floor so what your saying is the 1/5th of a Bag wont wash. and he needs to add some more grains Grin Grin
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I'm holding the folding at the moment so I could possibly stretch to £225
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