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Honorary pair of Golden Sandals to Zorro. That's me set square ;-)
 
"Airmate Auto Hobby" sounds like it comes as an attachment for a blow up doll :what:
 
Zorro said:
Tobesetc said:
(...and wait for someone to point out that they are dividers, not protractors)
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Compasses
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You know what, I was too hasty giving out the Golden Sandals, Zorro! A compass is the thing for drawing circles, point one end, drawing implement the other. Dividers are the ones where the two sides are identical.

I reckon that makes it a divider... This is why the Illuminati don't except mere mortals like us!
 

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Plus of course the plastic bag to put your punctured tyre/wheel in to as well as the plastic prayer mat for preventing your knees from getting grubby?
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The chap with the Balmoral Green Range Rover had come up with something to prevent that from happening :nooo:
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That infamous picture was taken down / heavily redacted on 911uk several times I think but remains a fixture on the wider internet....

Certainly not the kind of thing you'd want to see even among the Illuminati of the 993 forum. Goodness knows what goes on in 964-land though.
 
Unopened gloves and wheel bag are present. Now what's all this about a prayer mat?.. :lol:

Orange felt jack bag, but again, being such an early 993, standard form baby.
 

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Open out the wheel bag and see if a rectangle sheet of clear plastic falls out. That's the kneeling mat.
 
I don't have that. I am a broken man :-(
 
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I don't have that. I am a broken man :-(
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Quite right too.............coming on here with your wild boasts of perfection!!
 
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