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Captain Lockheed

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I decided to take control of my sons life as he was drifting along and getting nowhere, he screwed up his GCSE's.

So I said him; Son I need to take control of your life otherwise you are going to get no where, first thing is marriage I am going to arrange a marriage for you with a girl.
He said NO.
I said I am going to arrange a marriage to Bill gates' daughter, she is the richest independent woman in the world.
He changed his mind and said OK.

So I phoned Bill gates and said that I wanted to arrange a marriage between his daughter and my son.
He said NO.
I said my son is going to be the newly appointed president of the world bank.
He changed his mind and said OK.

So I phoned the CEO of the world bank and said, I want you to appoint my son as president.
He said NO.
I said, it's a secret but my son is about to become Bill Gates son-in-law.
He changed his mind and said OK.


That my friends is how to do politics. :thumb:
 
I hope he's going to marry Jennifer, the other daughter is only 13yrs old!! :wink:
 

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