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PostPosted: Tue Jun 28, 2016 10:42 pm    Post subject: I don't think I'm going to keep the Cayenne Reply with quote

... the 993 seemed so much easier to park Dont know


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PostPosted: Tue Jun 28, 2016 10:48 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

What did I just watch Sad
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PostPosted: Tue Jun 28, 2016 10:48 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

WTF Dont know
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PostPosted: Tue Jun 28, 2016 11:33 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I can't see what the problem is, I've got a brand new hired RR sport at the moment and I've taken it down to the metal on the rear passenger wheel arch getting into an underground car park Embarassed

I blame JLR for selling me a FFRR that blew its engine.

The hire car is in JLR name as they had no courtesy cars to give me Hand

Made a very similar noise Grin
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PostPosted: Wed Jun 29, 2016 7:17 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Points for persistence and stupidity?
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PostPosted: Wed Jun 29, 2016 8:38 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

WTF?
Asian driver?
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PostPosted: Wed Jun 29, 2016 8:40 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Just might of been having one of those days...

First the offside front wheel decides to detach itself

The Driver has to be under the influence of drugs or alcohol. That's on a shock factor par as the OJ Simpson court verdict.

One thing for sure the owner has just kissed goodbye to their summer vacation Grin
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PostPosted: Wed Jun 29, 2016 8:58 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

They don't build those garages like they used to.
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PostPosted: Wed Jun 29, 2016 10:27 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Some people shouldn't have nice cars. That one shouldn't even have a driving licence. Must've been pissed, very pissed.
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PostPosted: Wed Jun 29, 2016 7:50 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

The driver should be done for car and garage abuse!! Cop
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PostPosted: Wed Jun 29, 2016 8:20 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

It was something to do with trying to hide the car after a robbery i belive , i saw it over the weekend and the comment was something like that . .. hard to make sense of just what they were thinking though.
 
  
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PostPosted: Wed Jun 29, 2016 8:37 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Here is the story
http://rennlist.com/articles/worst-son-planet-hit-runs-moms-porsche-fails-trying-hide-garage/
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PostPosted: Wed Jun 29, 2016 10:25 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

What idiot, OK, I mean Mod, decided this was actually a Cayenne specific thread, rather than an amusing Members' Lounge thread (where it started)?

PM me if you are too ashamed to post in public.

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