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PostPosted: Fri Oct 24, 2014 8:00 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

It's the pictures that I have not shown you that you want, trust me.
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PostPosted: Fri Oct 24, 2014 8:04 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

No, your poor-man's Obi-Wan Kenobi / Paul McKenna mind games won't work on me!

I categorically DO NOT WANT the photos you haven't shown me.

Next thing I'll know, there will be a BBC News heli-chopper circling my gaff as Plod confiscate every gadget infected with your filth.
 
  
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PostPosted: Fri Oct 24, 2014 8:13 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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I'm loving those 'hard-man' fingerless gloves Thumb No calluses on your hand chum Dont know
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PostPosted: Fri Oct 24, 2014 9:06 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Yes, when I was in Turkey and offered a male massage, I just blurted out " I dont like to be touched"
The guide went very quiet after that.
Anyhow, I think Feexy has a place
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PostPosted: Fri Oct 24, 2014 9:58 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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I'm loving those 'hard-man' fingerless gloves Thumb No calluses on your hand chum Dont know


I seriously cannot stop laughing.

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OK, finally have breath back.

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PostPosted: Sat Oct 25, 2014 5:19 am    Post subject: Reply with quote


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PostPosted: Sat Oct 25, 2014 7:37 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

clarkycat wrote:
GT4 wrote:
In what scenario did it come about that your hairdresser showed you how strong his hands were?

(feel free to PM if preferred)


I would never have my hair cut by a man - that's the same as touching for money.

Likewise I would never be massaged by a man - that's touching too.

However...

I would not use a woman dentist, and never have.
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My dentist is a stunning young woman. Looking up into a pair of beautiful eyes is a pleasant distraction whilst sitting in a dentist's chair.
Proper sports massage by a bloke is best as there's little chance of getting a hard-on.
I'm looking for a good number plate for my sexy wife - anyone know of anything suitable for sale?
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PostPosted: Sat Oct 25, 2014 8:15 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

timm996 wrote:
Yes, when I was in Turkey and offered a male massage, I just blurted out " I dont like to be touched"
The guide went very quiet after that.


Last year I did my refresher first aid course. I have to be a qualified first aider so have done many of these, my eyes glaze over, it's like being back in school.

Anyhow, I snapped out of a daze when we all had to stand up and do the 'finding a casualty' bit. In the past ten minutes I had not listened to a SINGLE word it seems...

One guy in the group lies down, the instructor says to me to go first. I walk up and confidently put him in the recovery position. My 'casualty' (who should be dead or something) says to me...

"Arn't you going to check me for broken bones first?"

I can remember the patting them down to check, but was not 100% sure what the instructor had just shown in terms of what he expected to see - I had not been listening.
frustrated

The instructor says "you don't have to touch him if it makes you feel uncomfortable".

I take this way out and say I don't want to touch him.
Embarassed

The whole group looked at me like I was well weird.
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PostPosted: Sat Oct 25, 2014 8:28 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Understandable.
 
  
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PostPosted: Sat Oct 25, 2014 8:34 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Fox Terrier wrote:
clarkycat wrote:
GT4 wrote:
In what scenario did it come about that your hairdresser showed you how strong his hands were?

(feel free to PM if preferred)


I would never have my hair cut by a man - that's the same as touching for money.

Likewise I would never be massaged by a man - that's touching too.

However...

I would not use a woman dentist, and never have.
thumbsup


My dentist is a stunning young woman. Looking up into a pair of beautiful eyes is a pleasant distraction whilst sitting in a dentist's chair.
Proper sports massage by a bloke is best as there's little chance of getting a hard-on.
I'm looking for a good number plate for my sexy wife - anyone know of anything suitable for sale?


My dentist always puts me at ease by softly nuzzling a warm boob in my right ear during check-ups.

The calm, quiet Edinburgh brogue inquiring of my last holiday is always comforting too.

It would only be if I could find a lady dentist who had the same affect, that I'd ever consider dropping him.
 
  
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PostPosted: Sat Oct 25, 2014 8:41 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Incidentley, If any of you do find yourself getting a stimulation based hard on during a massage by another man (no shame in it, happens to me on moving trains all the time), I can recommend thinking of Keira Knightley to make it go away.

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PostPosted: Sat Oct 25, 2014 8:54 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

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One holiday I was coerced into a Turkish bath much against my better judgement and my fears were realised when what can be best described as a terminally obese shaved bear started dry humping me in humid shower block much to the amusement on my onlooking "friends" Surprised Sad

This was the nearest I'd been to gang rape since fleeing Sunday school all those years ago and served as a humiliating reminder of why it's probably best to avoid prison Embarassed
 
  
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PostPosted: Sat Oct 25, 2014 8:58 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

The food is below par too (so I'm led to believe)
 
  
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PostPosted: Sat Oct 25, 2014 9:02 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I've heard protein shakes are popular Dont know
 
  
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PostPosted: Sat Oct 25, 2014 9:03 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

clarkycat wrote:
Incidentley, If any of you do find yourself getting a stimulation based hard on during a massage by another man (no shame in it, happens to me on moving trains all the time), I can recommend thinking of Keira Knightley to make it go away.

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Hang on a Bally second!

What train is this that a man gives you a massage all the time (once the train is in motion)?

And why do you have no shame?

I may have misread your post.
 
  
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PostPosted: Sat Oct 25, 2014 10:06 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

GT4 wrote:

What train is this that a man gives you a massage all the time (once the train is in motion)?


The Love train, obviously.
Dont know
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PostPosted: Sat Oct 25, 2014 9:08 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Understandable.
 
  
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