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Imola
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A young lad asks his dad, "Dad, what's the difference between potential and reality?"
"Well," replies the dad, "go and ask your sister if she'd sleep with Brad Pitt for a million pounds"
The boy goes and asks his sister and reports back to his dad that she said she would!
So the father tells the boy to go and ask his mother if she'd sleep with George Clooney for a million pounds.
The boy asks his mum and of course she also says yes and the boy tells his dad and asks, "So Dad, what's the difference between potential and reality then?"
The dad replies, "Well, son, potentially we're sitting on a couple of million quid but in reality we live with a couple of wh0res!"
"Well," replies the dad, "go and ask your sister if she'd sleep with Brad Pitt for a million pounds"
The boy goes and asks his sister and reports back to his dad that she said she would!
So the father tells the boy to go and ask his mother if she'd sleep with George Clooney for a million pounds.
The boy asks his mum and of course she also says yes and the boy tells his dad and asks, "So Dad, what's the difference between potential and reality then?"
The dad replies, "Well, son, potentially we're sitting on a couple of million quid but in reality we live with a couple of wh0res!"
